~~~~~~~~August 8th, 2015~~~~~~~~~

So I’d basically be homeless right now. If my friends would let me….

But they won’t. I’m staying at Somda, Rodrique, and Bonaventure’s house in Las Vegas while I get my sh*t back together.

One night I’m standing next to their kitchen counter. And there’s a toilet paper roll just sitting there. And as I walk by, I notice a little cockroach sitting in the middle of the roll.

I slowly grab the toilet roll. and smack it against the counter trying to get the roach to fall out so I can crush it.

*WHAM*

Little bastard’s not letting go…

“Holding on for dear life huh?”. I’m thinking to myself. “HA Not for long though!”

I grab a few towels off the roll and I start shoving it down the center of the roll. Slowly pushing the roach to the bottom.

Then Somda notices me doing something weird… He comes over and says, “Pete, WTF are you doing?”

“There’s a cockroach inside the toilet roll.” I murmured.

“Then why don’t you just kill it?” – said Somda.

“I AM killing it…” I said sharply.

I swiped the roll to the side sending the roach flying into the sink. Turned on the faucet, and washed it down the drain.

Bing ...

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